How I KNOW all Moms are secretly Superheros


10) Mommies have superhuman strength

Have you ever seen a mommy easily lift a stroller with a carseat attached to it, a baby in it, and a purse and diaper bag hanging off of it onto a curb? Have you ever offered to help, and then were embarrassed because you couldn't do it? I have...

9) Mommies have X-Ray vision

Mommy always knows what you're up to, even if you're 3 rooms away...How does she do it? She can see through walls

8) Mommies can grow extra arms

Mommies can hold a tiny hand, hold a baby, carry a diaper bag, carry groceries, carry a wallet or a purse, find the car keys, and hold her coffee upright the entire time.  This is because Mommies can grow extra arms and hands whenever necessary!

7) Mommies know everything

Mommies knows everything from the ABC's to long division and Algebra, to the difference between a coniferous and a deciduous forest! This is because Mommies are blessed with the superhero power of all knowledge (And not because they stay up at night after the kids are in bed frantically googling how to do these things so that they can help with homework) 

6) Mommies can move at super speed

How else can you explain this: Mommy gets up, takes a shower, gets dressed, checks her e-mail, checks her calendar, puts on her makeup, makes breakfast, feeds the dog, scoops the litter pan, puts a load of laundry in, wakes up the kids, gets them dressed, gets them fed, makes their lunch, feeds the baby, soothes the baby,makes sure the kids have their homework and coats, puts the laundry in the dryer, cleans the kitchen,plans dinner for that night, and gets everyone in the car and buckled in...all before school starts.    

5) Mommies have super sales radar

Mommies can buy 300 dollars worth of school clothes for 65 dollars... at any given time during the year

4) Mommies have super human memory 

Mommy knows everyone's schedule, even Daddy's, off the top of her head! This makes certain that no party, deadline, or appointment is ever missed (and the gift, project, and paperwork for those events are always taken care of too)

3) Mommies have superhuman hearing

Mommies can hear the baby make the tiniest little sound from all the way across the house! The dog didn't even hear that!

2) Mommies have Magic Princess Glitter

Magic Princess Glitter insures that Mommies stay pretty as a princess while doing all of the above, It also insures that mommies never get too sick or too tired to take care of her babies...(that's how it works, right mommies?) 

1) And the last bit of proof: Mommies can fix anything

No matter how bad your day was, no matter who was mean to you, no matter how you got that boo boo, and no matter how your blanky got ripped, teddy got lost, or if your team lost for the third time in a row...Mommy can fix anything and make it all better
 

*dedicated to my mommy (-: